You may be thinking West Virginia. You'd be wrong. Because you forgot the place that one ups West Virginia in irony. And that place is Little Rock, Arkansas.
I am not joking. My new mission call is to Little Rock, Arkansas. LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS. Emphasis on the Arkansas. It may take you a few hours to wrap your mind around, but don't worry, slowly you will grow in excitement for the mission adventure that you are about to experience. . .I mean, that I will experience.
To be honest, I am very excited. If Heavenly Father put me in, say, New York City, Washington DC, London (I had a fantasy), the West, that would make sense, that would be something that would (in theory) just naturally fit. So I feel honored and impressed with my future self that the place I'm supposed to be is Arkansas. Really, it opens up a whole new dimension of self. Also, something that I consoled myself with, before I got the call, is that some of the most upstanding and qualified (and attractive. . .not that I care. . . wait, yes I do) missionaries get sent to such seemingly random places. I know, Holly, that you are well aware of this. So that's the theory, anyway, that I will stick with until proven wrong.
The first things that I think of/images that come to mind when I think of Arkansas (that I didn't realize were what was in my mind):
- a bunch of gravel. Just, the whole place filled with grey gravel. (I have been informed that this is not what Arkansas looks like.)
- Ruby Bridges, desegregation (when I thought of this, I became excited on account of the black people, and the civil rights movement)
- And, I was reminded: Home of Walmart. I have mixed feelings about this, of course. But at least I will always have a Walmart nearby.
One a separate note. There's this big lawyer, reenactment thing that goes on in Illinois sometimes where they reenact old trials in modern days. Well this year it's Joseph Smith's extradition trials. It's a big deal, I guess. And they had this whole thing go on in Nauvoo yesterday, so Elder Oaks gave a speech thing and there were all these lawyers and fancy people, and we got to attend. I shook Elder Oaks hand again. It felt like it did the last time.
A man also introduced himself, saying, "Hi, I'm Gary Herbert," like I'm supposed to know him in some way. Well, I was racking my brain, thinking of all the political posters I saw in Provo, wondering if he ran for anything. I said, "Nice to meet you," with probably a look of confusion and suspicion. It was a terrible first impression for, who turned out to be, the governor of Utah. Oh well. I can't win the hearts of all the important people.
Also, we got to run around bringing out trays of food, and it was ridiculous, and so fun. Who would have thought I would have used my tiny catering skills on my mission?
Ok, I love you! Also please tell me the climate of Arkansas (Dad).
Love, Rachel